As soon as I hit the Faphouse landing page, I saw movies from Pure Taboo, Girlsway, Sis Loves Me, Kink, and Girlfriend Films. The premium networks will often consolidate their different brands under one umbrella, while tubes usually offer an even wider range on account of all the samples. I think it’s because they hit you right away with that wall of thumbnails you expect on a tube, versus the big auto-playing video you get on most of the big paysites coming out these days.Īnother thing that made me think it was a tube was that they’ve got videos from a ton of big names in smut.
I thought it was a higher-end free tube, for sure, because the presentation is really fucking nice, but the overall vibe initially feels more free tube than premium. Without any further ado, let me lube up the ol’ Johnson and take a look.īig Stars, Big Tits and Big StudiosWhen I first pulled up Faphouse, I really thought it was another free tube. I’ve always been a sucker for a deal, especially one that’s going to make my morning fap routines even more productive. I have a feeling the key to their success might be in their main gimmick: they’re offering full-length pornos from a ton of sources for one price. So, what’s the fucking secret? Well, figuring it out is one of my goals this morning, along with filling up this old gym sock with sperm. They made a ridiculously grand entrance into the online porn market, building up a following at a rate that would make just about any smut peddler jealous a couple of months in, they’re already getting over 30 million visits a month. (“I swear, honey, I just have the shits from your mom’s meatloaf!”) I’m actually talking about a new premium site that popped up at the beginning of April. Have you visited the Fap House lately? I ain’t talking about visiting your mother-in-law’s place, where your wife insists you’re not allowed to fuck in the guestroom, leading you to rub out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom.
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